Chairman Thaddeus Whiskers thought his dream would never come true when he learned the Navy doesn’t let cats command Nimitz-Class Aircraft Carriers. He quickly turned to “the drink”, and hissed bitterly into the night. Then one day the Universe aligned kitty’s quest to “just do some good in the world” with WEBITMD, he laid off the sauce, and the sailor suit never looked more pristine. Thaddeus was hired to boost morale and inspire smiles (not that we need it, it is just a made-up title so he feels important). When he isn’t throwing toy mice in the air or watching cartoons, the Little Chairman can be found working on his memoirs, scrap-booking to demonstrate his love of the Italian Renaissance, and going on unicorn safaris in the closet.